Wake up stupid!

As I sit here sipping on some Honey Brown I can't help but reflect on Easter 2011. I started out the morning a little later than usual, I made a friendly trip to the local infirmary, which the reason is on a need to know basis and you don't need to know, and finally I capped it off with an excellent roast beast and tators made by my beautiful wife. Is there anything I left out? Ah yes! The lesson for today is to always set a second &*^%$ alarm because your dumbass will miss the first one at least once in your life. Maybe I will invest in the alarm clock shown here. Thanks Kipkay.com and the overall lesson for today has been brought to you and part by the number 4 and the letters F and U. Have a good night!